Dianna and Karl Go Shopping for 'Blow' Style, NYC

I came across Dianna and Karl (the Netherland dwarf rabbit) again this week. I'd been walking about with a few assistants pushing around racks of trench coats coaxing people to put them on and strike a pose, but after Madonna and Lady GaGa striped naked in a desperate plea to be photographed in one of our coats, I gave just up.
And as I turned away, I saw them again, like two headlight shocked dear staring into my lens. Dianna was on a pet shopping spree. She told me of the recent consignment of lost pets she had found and aptly named; Kate the stick insect, Gaultier the lemur and Anna the bush-baby.
As I talked to Dianna, Karl would curiously pop his head out, take a sniff of two and retreat back into his albatros-freather head-dress (sourced from the Isabella Blow archives), which smelt faintly of wood shavings and ammonia, rather like some of the latest christmas perfumes I have sampled (you know which I mean).
I am so glad I ran into Dianna and Karl again, it was a breath of strangely scented air to my dreary day.

The Lusty SARTORIAlust at Barneys

I've been sweating like a fashionable-pig getting my pop-up extravaganza ready for the mega chain Barneys. It took me days to get stock of those Sartorialist must haves, for example, the beautiful ceramic toy pictured above.
It is hand molded by Columbian toddlers over four days in exchange for a meager pay (sometimes). But when you see it, you just know its worth it. It just leaps for joy, almost like how Kate Moss floats for a few seconds when she jumps in the air.

Secondly, I decided to make it easier for people to pick complex clothing configurations that perhaps only the very brave would ever venture to wear.

Like Mr Sequin-jock below. It took me three cross-dressing webstores, four different international versions of Amazon and two transvestite escorts to get just the right look together. Who knew that sequined jockstraps where so fiendishly difficult to get by (Dsquared should take note, the market is wide open and they should backorder now for bulk savings in the future).