I'm fake I'm hip and I know it.
Hotter than a glued on Fendi badge.
Hotter than a fake Louis V bag.
I travel the fashion capitals of the world to take hip photographs of people and then photoshop them out of recognition just because I can, I am the fake sartorialist after all and everything I do becomes fashion history the second I click 'Post to Blog'
If you have ever wondered what I do in order to create some of the images in this blog, take a look at the video below. Set to a Prada-toe-tapping tune by Belle & Sebastian, I create the above image in a little under an hour.