Too Sexy for My Shirt

Tyler had always been rather disturbed by the lyrics of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy":
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts."
Tyler had never been to sexy for his shirts, he knew in fact that he would never be too sexy for his shirts and it hurt. So he set about on a three year journey that took him across the world.
In Japan he met leaders in the robotic escort world that would help supply him with the most lifelike skin-fabric on the market. While watching a Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan, he just knew that he had to get Noah Mills' torso as his shirt graphic. A Belgian design studio worked on the graphics, logo and print media. The best French directors shot the alluring adverts. Finally, all the shirts were constructed in China for a dime a dozen.
Three years later and the: My Shirt is Too Sexy for Me, label has become a huge success. Tyler is already working on a: My Shorts, My Boxers, My Socks are TooSexy for Me range featuring sculpted body parts from other world-renowned male models. See them in a store near you today.

On the Street….Hamish Bowles, NYC

I caught Hamish walking out of Vogue HQ on his way to a secret luncheon with Anna Wintour. He was sporting a matching coat and face mask. H1N1 paranoia has made its way to the top of the fashion crop. Anna and Karl have recently released a series of black sequined, triple ply, 99% bacteria and virus reduction, medical masks that compliment large, dark, sunglasses. D&G have also come into the fray, releasing colour matching masks to their new scent anthology.
Hamish apparently likes the classic, paired down look, of a traditional medical mask.