Sirs and madames, I introduce you to the much lauded: Urban Baths*.
We come to you from a central location; a ghetto near you.
Come take a dip in our effluent pools.
Have a 'next-day' pizza body wrap.
Enjoy a soothing, dried cuscus-and-rice, exfoliating foot rub.
For a limited time only:
50% off genuine-acid face peels!
35% off Brazilian road-tar wax.
Enquire today about or outrageous prices
1-800-TRASH
*All treatments come with suggested products only and might at our discretion be replaced with a similar product on hand at the nearest black refuse bag.
